just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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