id be glad to
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
where am i from again
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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