You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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