shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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