Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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