Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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