dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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