Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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