Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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