There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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