at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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