Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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