I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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