Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I see more hoeing in ur future
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