New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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