the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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