i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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