I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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