I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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