you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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