doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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