I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Everything about him screamed your future.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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