I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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