yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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