i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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