We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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