Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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