do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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