I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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