is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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