The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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