i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
