Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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