Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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