Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
