I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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