at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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