Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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