I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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