is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
do herpes really smell.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
