I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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