Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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