Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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