I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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