no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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