so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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