I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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