GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
