i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
