You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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