Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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