How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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