god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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