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(612): View more from Minnesota

I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole

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(312): View more from Illinois

I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.

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(678): View more from Georgia

You is good. You is important. You is a slut.

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(361): View more from Texas

u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."

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(607): View more from New York

with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off

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(240): View more from Maryland

Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?

(410): View more from Maryland

Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend

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