i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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