? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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